ACORN is a Very Helpful Organization!

ACORN IS A VERY HELPFUL!

Check out these "Scandalous" ACORN Videos and let me know what you think?







Pretty amazing! 

Isn't ACORN a helpful organization? 

Again I fall back on my long term stance that our Government is too big, when you have one "arm" trying to cut the other "arm" off.

In fairness, ACORN was setup here...  I might of fallen for that "prostitute" actress too... haha   I do actually think prostitution should be legal in the US, but not for underage teens.  I just think of it is another Black Market created by Government laws that we have requested or allowed to be created over the years.  

As a Realtor, of course I think of all that vacant commercial space that could be used up by brothels... They say America has evolved into a service industry.  Hmmm? 

There is a reason the old saying states "Prostitution - The Worlds Oldest Profession"...  :-)

Check out your prostitute, your business advisor, your accountant or your cheating spouse...
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Out of Control Government

We are in scary times and I think we need to take what action we can to curb this ridiculous trend.

Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado, but he is also a person and an Internet Marketer.  Chris is also a Realtor and works for Century 21 Action Realty in Montrose Colorado, located at 1245 E Main St.   The office number is (970) - 249-7777.  

I am not an accountant or an attorney, but I do hire them on occassion.  I am mostly opinionated, but I have slept at a Holiday Inn Express before...

Check my other stuff out at:
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Its Sexy Time!

As Borat would Say Its Sexy Time!

In pursuit of being an information marketer, I just stumbled across these interesting products on Clickbank under Home and Family...  Pretty Self Explanatory, but worth a look...  :-)

Blow by Blow - How any Woman can make a Man scream!

Blow by Blow Instruction Manual


Lick by Lick - How any Man can make a Woman squirm!

Lick by Lick Instruction Manual


No Woman to Lick?  Try this out:

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Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado, but he is also a person and an Internet Marketer.

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Irresponsible Governments, Corporations and Individuals? Serious?

Check out this article a friend of mine (Thanks Alan!) posted up to facebook today... It got my attention!

 

http://eco-chick.com/2009/05/3845/profits-before-people/

 

If your scared to click my links... Basically it talks about the top 7 most socially and environmentally irresponsible companies in America and lists them as:

 

Nestle - Chocolate (child/slave labor), water (under several brands) pumping acquifers dry...

 

Chevron - Includes Texaco they acquired.  Environmental damage and disregard.  Caused Rainforest Chernobyl in Eqcuador dumping 18 billions gallons of toxic production waste into streams locals used.  Richmond California contamination.

 

Wal-mart - Employment practices, lack of concern over child labor for products it sells, constant squeezing of profit margin (cost reduction of suppliers).  Viloating Storm Water Runoff Regulations.

 

Pfizer - Air and Water Pollution, preventing generics and overpricing "life saving" aids drugs, etc. "Worst of all, the company that has little regard for safety standards – having released a number of drugs that ended up being pulled off the market for unforeseen complications – decided to test one of its drugs on poor, critically ill Nigerian children. Masking the trial as a “humanitarian mission”, Pfizer tested an experimental antibiotic called Trovan on meningitis-infected Nigerian children without their knowledge or the knowledge of their families. 11 children died, and others developed brain damage and crippling arthritis."

 

Monsanto - "Monsanto still reigns supreme. It’s hard to overstate just how socially and environmentally irresponsible this company really is. Monsanto has manufactured herbicides (which, during manufacturing, create dioxin as a by-product), Agent Orange, plastics, fuel additives, saccharin, industrial fluids, fertilizers, pesticides and anti-freeze in the past. Some years ago they chose to focus on ‘life sciences’ and are now the world’s largest seed company. They’re also the creators of Recombitant Bovine Growth Hormone (rGBH) and the world’s largest producer of genetically modified food."

 

 

"Monsanto is responsible for more than 50 Superfund sites including Anniston, Alabama, one of America’s worst man-made environmental disasters. For over 40 years, Monsanto routinely dumped toxic waste into West Anniston Creek while producing now-banned industrial coolants called PCBs. They also dumped millions of pounds of PCBs into open-pit landfills – and proceeded to spend decades covering it up even after confirming that fish submerged in the creek turned belly-up within seconds."
"Monsanto knew exactly how dangerous the PCBs were, but chose to keep it secret, altering documents and forcing changes to study results to keep the secret. Though they were forced to pay $700 million in fines in 2003, they have not apologized or taken responsibility."

 

Dow - Continues to pollute the earth without apology... History of Agent Orange (with Monsanto) - Vietnam herbicidal war (led to 400,000 deaths and disabilities and 500,000 children with birth defects. , Napalm!  "Furthermore, following the purchase of Union Carbide – the company responsible for the Bhopal gas disaster which left nearly 20,000 people dead and hundreds of thousands disabled – Dow has refused to take responsibility for the health and environmental effects of the incident"

 

Exxon Mobile - Can you say Valdeez?  Plus tons of other environmental violations and a paid lobbiest effort to stop/prevent alternate sources of energy...  Claiming to be making efforts to alternate energy 300,000,000 vs 47,000,000,000 for "dirty energy"

 

I am not a tree hugger and while I am certain these companies have done many wrongs, they have probably done many good things as well.  I think the real questions we need to ask ourselves are:

• Are you responsible? 
• Is the Company you work for responsible?  
• Are the Companies, that you support financially by buying things from them, responsible?
• Is our Government in the US is responsible?

 

If your answer is no to any of these questions, then ask yourself what you are going to do about it.   Talk to your co-workers, friends, family, write a congressman, talk to the PR department, if you feel there is injustice or wrong, do something about it...  Don't buy things from "Bad" companies wherever and whenever possible and tell them about it.

 

Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado who works at Century 21 Action Realty in Montrose Colorado.  There address is 1245 E Main St, Montrose, CO 81401 and their phone number is (970) 249-7777.   Whatever you do don't tell his boss he is wacky she might fire him or something scary!  The opinions expressed here are soley the opinions of the author and his imaginary friends he talks to every day.

 

Chris Ormsbee is not a lawyer or an accountant but he is a "real" person and an Internet Marketer and he has occasionally slept at THE Holiday Inn Express!

 

 

 

 

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How To Cook Like a Pro!

Cook Food That Tastes Just Like the Restaurants!

Ok I stumbled onto this product the otherday wandering through Clickbank...

http://budurl.com/CookLikeAPro

It looked cool to me and I want to order one, but before I do I want to see if anyone else will order one...

Basically it is all the secret restaurant recipies that you can make at home, without tipping a waiter or waitress (I always do when I go out so it adds 20% to the bill!).  Two chefs "re-created" these recipies and put them all into a book... Actually an ebook...

Then they sweetened the pot and added several other specialty recipie books as bonuses... I always was a sucker for the Ginzu Knife salesman and if you order now you will get this, this and this free... Wow. 

But seriously I think this book looks handy. 

I am a single guy, 46 and basically don't know how to cook.  I eat out a lot and my kids are picky eaters... The only things they like that I make are:  Tacos - the real deal (except the packet seasoning I use and augment with garlic, more pepper and real onions..., Hamburger Helper Cheesy Macaroni or whatever, Totinos Pizzas - again I augment with some garlic and additional cheese, but they like the crust. 

Now when we go to my Girlfriends my kids usually will eat the food she cooks and I love her food, but still I think it would make life easier for both of us if we could make stuff taste just like the kids like it from the restaurant.

Times are tough right now and money is tight...

That is why I am trying to market "stuff" on the internet... My local economy is very small and it makes it difficult to start any type of business.  I am a Realtor, but home sales are slow at the moment, volume is about 25% of what it was 2 years ago.  So I am having to cut back on my expenses like eating out and I hate to raise my children on the three dishes I mentioned...  So I plan to buy this book to see if I can cook!

I need to sell 5 before I buy it, so help me out... take a look at it and if you are like me and you want to be a better cook, then just buy the book...  Just click here.   http://budurl.com/CookLikeAPro

I think I make about $7 per purchase, so if a couple of you buy, I can and will buy the book and try it out.  If a couple thousand of you buy, then I will be able to go out to eat and won't have to worry about cooking, so either way I think it could possibly solve my kids hate my cooking problem...

Chris Ormsbee is a BAD COOK... I AM NOT KIDDING ONE BIT!!!

Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado.  He works for Century 21 Action Realty in Montrose, CO 81401 at 1245 E Main St, right on the NW corner of Main St. and San Juan Ave.
Chris Ormsbee is not a lawyer or an accountant but he is a "real" person and an Internet Marketer and he has occasionally slept at THE Holiday Inn Express!

Check his other stuff out at:

On Facebook as myself: ChrisOrmsbee

Real Estate Blog: http://www.YourCOREAdvisor.com/blog

Divorce Advice Blog: http://www.thedivorceworkshop.com/

Wacky Ideas, Thoughts and Whatevers: http://ideasthoughtswhatevers.blogspot.com/

Can Pigeons be Used for List Building and Internet Marketing?

Internet Speeds and Data Transfer Rates Still Amazingly Slow in Places!  Can Pigeons help?

Check out this hilarious article a friend found and posted for me/us to enjoy... Thanks Michael!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1212214/Company-enlists-Winston-homing-pigeon-carry-data-transfer--faster-broadband.html

I think the lesson to be learned here from an Internet Marketing perspective is that regardless of how fancy, fast or automatic the internet may get for us... Not all of our prospective clients are plugged in!

What can we do about it?  Two choices as I see it:

1.  Do Nothing and continue to spend a fortune on offline advertising and snail mail based mailings of post cards and Wow mail (What the hell is this?).  I must say I am often amused by the creativity of some of these folks.

2. Government Supplied High Speed Broadband Internet for ALL even the illegal aliens, martians and venetians.  I see no other choice to reasonable market share for internet marketers than to make this "Change" for the better of all.  We need and should support "Government Provided and Mandated Internet Service".  Everybody deserves the internet... Google and Facebook and Twitter and what about YouTube.  Who on the face of this earth should be deprived of YouTube?  I mean come on people, someone can afford this!  We need it an you know in your hearts it is right! 

Maybe the IRS could enlist carrier pigeons to collect the extra taxes required.

If you have any ideas at cost effectively penetrating these poor derived folks that don't have internet.  Please share them with me.

Thanks!  Chris



Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado. He works at Century 21 Action Realty, 1245 E Main St. Montrose, CO 81401.  (970) 249-7777. 

Technically he is a Broker Associate, which means he works for a Broker Owner.

So what is the difference between a Real Esate Broker, a Licensed Real Estate Agent and a Realtor? Actually they can all be the same thing.

Technically, we become a client's "agent" once they sign a contract with us to hire us to help them either buy or sell a home.

If they don't sign a contract "Exclusive Right to Sell" ("Sellers Agent") or an "Exclusive Right to Buy" ("Buyers Agent"), then by default we work as "Transaction Brokers".

A good way to explain the difference (taught to me at Jones Real Estate College now known as Kaplan) this is that a Broker working as a Buyer or Seller's Agent is like a Coach who wants his team to win. He knows the rules of the game, but has a vested "fiduciary" duty to ensure the Client gets the best price possible regardless of what side they are on.  Thats why he/she cannot possibly represent both sides in this manner.

A "Transaction Broker" is more like a Referee (compared to a coach), he knows the rules of the game and makes sure they are followed but isn't for either side and doesn't give advice to either side.

If a Realtor is positioned as a Buyer or Sellers agent and then finds the other side of the transaction he/she must inform his client and request their permission to "switch hats" from Coach to Referee.  At no time after this change is the Realtor allowed to share any confidential information like lowest acceptable price or highest price a buyer would go.  He/she must remain neutral.

Chris Ormsbee is not a lawyer or an accountant but he is a "real" person and an Internet Marketer and he has occasionally slept at THE Holiday Inn Express!

Check his other stuff out at:

On Facebook as myself:  ChrisOrmsbee
Real Estate Blog:  http://www.YourCOREAdvisor.com/blog
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Wacky Ideas, Thoughts and Whatevers:  http://ideasthoughtswhatevers.blogspot.com/

09/09/09 - Whats the big deal?

Saw this interesting article on my Yahoo home page about the "significance" of 09/09/09.

I don't really think I buy much of it... but it is interesting.

Why is 09/09/09 So Special?

Why So Special

Are you Superstitious about Numbers?   Anything else?

Do you think marketing on the internet is a bunch of mumbo jumbo and requires superstitious rituals?

Maybe you should check out Zero Friction Marketing at Zero Friction Marketing

Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado, but he is also a Plain Old Person and an Internet Marketer.  (Thats kindof wierd in 3rd person isn't it?)

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http://www.YourCOREAdvisor.com/blog
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Most Stressful Places 2009! Crazy Montrose Morning Traffic!

The Stress in Montrose Colorado

Saw an article the other day on yahoo at

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-stressful-cities-2009.html

Titled "America's Most Stressful Cities 2009" by Sarah Lynch with Forbes.com

She identified the following:
1.  Chicago, IL
2.  Los Angeles, CA
3.  New York, NY
4.  Cleveland, OH
5.  Providence, RI

Now I know very little about these places in general, but I have spent a fair time in the Denver area so I have had to deal with bumper to bumper traffic jams, similarly I have experienced #2 Los Angeles CA traffic first hand on business or pleasure trips to Cali! 

Here is what I do know... Here is a picture driving into work this morning around 7:00 AM and the horrific traffic on Main St in Montrose Colorado... Scary isn't it.  Actually in all fairness, South Townsend is busier and the crowd here is more intense around 8:00 AM, occassionally you do actually have to sit through a cycle on a light, or the City of Montrose will redo a medium and block off two lanes of traffic to actually cause a slight increase in blood pressure... but overall Montrose is pretty mellow as far as traffic induced stress is concerned.   Real estate prices and unemployment are another matter, while we are not in a free fall, It is definitely a buyers market.  While we don't have the highest unemployment rates, we are ahead of the state and behind the nation (per the official stats...)

If you work remotely like say your an internet marketer... Then this could be a perfect place...  If you are looking for a job, its worth a visit to land it before you move here...

Or maybe make a bunch of money as a Forex Ninja Mega Mega Bot with this...

http://budurl.com/ForexMBot

Then Call me we have sweet Golf Course homes and lots available as well as your average homes:

Good day!


Chris Ormsbee is a license Real Estate Broker in the State of Colorado, but he is also a person and an Internet Marketer.

Check me out as well at:
http://profile.to.chrisormsbee/
http://www.YourCOREAdvisor.com/blog
http://www.thedivorceworkshop.com/
http://ideasthoughtswhatevers.blogspot.com/